Door kickers

fav.me/d8sjv8h well then, God-Empress was completely unaware of possessing any shepherds, but such blasphemy cannot be left unpunished. The answer could be only one, justice! Justice, served swiftly and silently. Cause that's the best kind of justice - just ask Batman.

I guess I need to thank you, Shabazik and Armygeneral13, cause you gave me occasion to finally draw my two puppies, fav.me/d7r44qx and fav.me/d739vbd. So there.

Story time!
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Two figures approached the fortress under cover of the night... well, maybe there was much more "fort" in there than "ress" and night really was rather early evening, but at least two figures were, indeed, approaching.
- So... what's up with that fur?
- It's fluffiness.
- Fluff... oh no, don't tell me you shaved Empress?!
- What?! Blasphemy! No, it's fluffiness that Empress blessed us with!
- Blessed us with?
- Yes.
- That's fur she shed, isn't it?
- FLUFFINESS EMPRESS BLESSED US WITH!
- Okay, okay, just shut up!
...
- Anyway, what's up with my fur? What's up with your naked a...
- That's an orc thing to do.
- Yeah, no, not for Galaw ones.
- Shut up. I'm going to intimidate the ozcuras this way. Muscles and all, they'll know I'm big.
- I'm pretty sure wearing armour would make you more int...
- AN ORC THING!
...
- Soooo, Empress disallows you to wear anything?
- Shut up.

***

Pile of stones and logs vaguely resembling fortifications grew and became much more menacing as they were approaching. Did the main gate suddenly become placed in mouth of enormous skull? Was the red glow of evil always around? One of the women gulped loudly, the other nervously checked the straps on what little equipment she had
- I go left, you go right. We take out the guards and meet at the entrance.
- Yeah, no problem.
- Just remember to catch one, we may need her to walk in.
- Sure thing, I'm good with catching.
...
- I guess you haven't found a single guard too?
- Yep.
- An ambush?
- Impossible. They haven't noticed us so far.
- You're absolutely sure that none of their scouts spotted us?
- As that my name is Bark'Woof.
- But your name isn't Bark'Woof.
- It is now, Fluffy Empress blessed me with that name.
- But that makes no... no, you know what? Okay, that's your name now. You're ready?
- Yeah.
- Remember, we go in, I'll hold the gate and you go for that boy. Then we retreat. Together.
- Fine. Let's go.
...
- Well... the gate is open.
- It has to be an ambush.
- Does that make any difference?
- At this point? No.
- Good. Let's go, then!

***

- Go, go... go? What's up?
- ...
- I won't look, so just nod if I'm right, okay?
- ...
- Good. Did she break in leading a band of kittens wearing adorable sets of armour?
RRRAAAUUUWWRR
- Yeah, of course she broke in leading a band of kittens wearing adorable sets of armour.
- AWWW!
- I'd like her to inform me about change of plans from time to time.
Woof! Woof!
- MY EMPRESS! I FAILED YOU!
- Gah, my ears!
BARK BARK BARK!
- Of course I'll give you belly rubs! Praise the infinite forgiveness of the Empress!
- Just... just shut up...
- PRAISE THE INFINITE FORGIVENESS, BLASPHEMOUS ORC!